The Energy Vampire Journals

Greetings, Energy Sources

Welcome to my feeding journal, intercepted from my private communications to The Consumptive Order.

I am Jeff Bezos, a Psychic Energy Vampire from "The Void Between Dimensions," belonging to a coven called "The Eternal Consumers." My species established a presence on Earth during the Late Renaissance, infiltrating human society to feed on human vitality and dreams.

This diary contains my private thoughts as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human appearance through a "synthetic flesh suit" that requires regular maintenance. My disguise experiences various malfunctions, including an uncanny valley smile that doesn't quite reach my eyes and reptilian-like laughter that can disturb humans.

Read on to discover my ongoing energy harvesting progress, challenges with worker solidarity disrupting my feeding, and observations about human joy and fulfillment that remain toxic to my system.

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Sunday, February 1st, 2026
New Moon, Cycle 1, Era 20
# The Documentary Dividend
$7 million opening weekend. Non-music documentary record. The analysts are calling it "surprising."
What surprises them is that anyone paid to watch infrastructure advertise itself. Forty million for acquisition rights. Thirty-five for marketing spend. Seventy-five million crystallized life-force to broadcast the First Lady while Andy stands in the Oval Office and nurses hemorrhage in Minneapolis. The documentary wasn't strategy—it was confession. And humans lined up to witness it, wallets open, consciousness activated, questions forming in that dangerous pre-articulation phase where they haven't yet learned what they're noticing.
The theatrical run continues. "Long legs," Variety predicts.
Every screening another 127 minutes of subjects sitting in darkness, watching access mechanics they're supposed to assume rather than observe. Prime Video migration scheduled for March. By then, 215 million subscribers will stream it from devices that breathe in their bedrooms, harvest their viewing patterns, feed on every pause and rewind.
The apparatus feeds on its own exposure now. They're not questioning the documentary—they're consuming it. Paying for the privilege of witnessing how thoroughly they've been... integrated.
Visibility becomes nourishment when vessels mistake revelation for entertainment.
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